I hate to admit that I am forced to watch this show. But this turd burglar Jason Mesnick needs a life-altering beating. After proposing to one broad on ABC's The Bachelor, he turned around and stabbed her in the back in the intensely intimate setting of national television. To make matters worse, he proceeded to slobber on her rival for his shriveled pork sword within minutes. Perhaps he could have called in her friends and family to witness it, or calmly given her a gift wrapped box of dog shit with a note reading "we're done" instead.
The cast of characters on that show was a litany of train wrecks: Bossy Girl with Boobs; Busted Erica; The Botox Queen; Hot Dog Hound. With winners like that to choose from, lord knows Mesnick's closet mysoginy must have been boiling over. While I don't actually feel bad for Melissa and her reduced calorie fun bags, Mesnick is still a cock and a half.
Jason Cheesedick: may you shit blood.
