Look past the name and packaging, which relegates this scotch to anonymity when arrayed with dozens of other indistinguishably named and packaged products. The soothing amber color of the clear glass bottle is the first indication that this is not your ordinary single malt. The double barreled aging process produces a sweet, multi-textured drink that tucks your tongue into a warm, cozy bed, while rubbing your back. The enchanting scent evokes a morning stroll near a burning California forest.This is a triumphant drink best enjoyed after fucking your sworn enemy's wife, cashing a six digit check or slaughtering the last of an endangered species. You've earned this drink brother. A sublime taste that warrants the price tag.
Five out of five stars.
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